I suck at texting unless:

totalitari:

lbreezy:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • If you are cute
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck
  • I want you in my bed

ALL OF TE ABOVE!

(Source: mssukeekai)

smashedthatmonkey:

people being racist and culturally appropriating

(Source: did-yuo-kno)

geeeorgiaaa:

consonantsandsounds:

badafro:

The giant golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), also known as the golden-capped fruit bat, is a rare megabat  and one of the largest bats in the world. The species is endangered and is currently facing the possibility of extinction because of poaching and forest destruction. It is endemic to forests in the Philippines.

GOD FUCKIN DAMN

FUCKER LOOKS LIKE IT COULD GIVE ME A BIG OLD HUG

HELL NO NO WONDER FILIPINOS ARE FUCKED UP

Holy fucking Christ this made me choke half to death or maybe I just put too much Marmite on my toast I don’t know but I know this is terrifying.

HOLY FUCK

(Source: iamthewalrustoned)

p0lynomial:

i need to stop saying the word ‘lol’, people might not get the sarcasm